Programming on the Palmetto train on the way home … 
First, a sleeper car from NYC, so a great start, waking from a nap an hour outside Alexandria after falling asleep in bed in New York, then a meal in a full fledged dining car…
Then the conference…
The food, fans, fun, card games, the Breakpoints (including the Conditional Breakpoints), the mind-blown Derrick LLDB session, the elegant Alexis Protocol Oriented Programming session, ALL the advanced sessions where I sat in the same front row seat the entire conference…
…hanging with Ray and Vicki and Andrea, meeting developers from all over. Meeting legend Brian Moakley! Meeting Sam with the glasses!
I am satisfied customer and my super secret gift is tucked away in my bag.